Monday 31 March 2014

Chagny Bandy

Montchanin to the end of the Canal du Centre
52 km
35 locks
13 hours



After leaving Montchanin, it was a leisurely cruise downstream and by 11.30am we were moored in the tiny village of Saint Julien sur Dheune. 

Fortunately, Tracy nipped off the boat at one of the locks on our way to St Julien, otherwise we would have been bread-less as well as penniless.

Wonder what this alternator used to charge, must have been a big engine.


Our moorings in St Julien




Getting hold of some cash was now a priority. We approached a group of council workers weeding the flowerbeds outside the Mairie and asked where the centre ville was or if there were any shops.

Silence and blank looks all around until one lad jumped up and ran into the office and brought the lady mayor out with him. With outstretched arms and a huge smile on her face she greeted us in perfect English “welcome to Saint Julien sur Dheune”. “Thank you” we replied and after a kiss on each cheek, Tracy asked where the shops were.

There were no shops and worse still, it was 4km to the nearest village with a shop. “I can highly recommend the auberge though” she added by way of recompense for the lack of shops.

We set off on foot for Ecuisses via a number of misleading sign posts which took us off the beaten track and out to nowhere. Eventually, we got there and walking through the village we found one small closed grocery shop. It was cash we needed, so we headed for La Poste (the post office) hoping there would be a cash machine.

This was also closed for lunch and after pressing our noses against the window we could clearly see that there was no cash machine to be had.

The post office happened to be next to a school and the smell of school dinners was wafting through the air and unbelievably smelt like a 5* gourmet restaurant. We were both footsore and starving hungry.

“Smells delicious” I shouted across to a teacher having a fag break on the slim chance he would invite us in to share the leftovers. He didn’t. He did point us in the direction of an auberge about ½ km away. “Be quick” he advised looking at his watch. It was 12.50pm, I know we look out of shape but how long did he think it would take us to walk 500m?

We strolled down to the auberge which looked like what we would call a ‘greasy spoon’ back home, in we went.  “Sorry you are too late for lunch” the waitress announced. It was only 1.10pm.

The walk back was long and wearisome but Tracy knocked together a salad fit for a rabbit when we got home.

The next day, Martin and Di turned up on their barge (we had previously met Martin when we were in Roanne) and they suggested we popped over for a drink later that evening. As neither of us had any wine on board, I suggested we walk over to the auberge opposite the mooring instead.

At 7.30pm we found ourselves picking Martin’s brains about the River SaÔne ahead. Our previous river experiences had harboured the seeds of anxiety that now began to germinate again as we drew closer to the river’s mouth.  

They reassured us that the SaÔne was at its lowest for months and would be a doddle to cruise. Feeling a little bit more reassured we let Martin and Di choose the wine for the evening as Tracy and I haven’t educated our palates to any great extent and nor would we want too, if it tastes good drink it, is our philosophy. Unfortunately, the wine Martin and Di chose didn’t but it went down all the same.  

We had already established with the auberge owner that she accepted bank cards and so had no qualms about drinking and being merry.

Three carafes of house red later we asked for the bill and our portion was €20. Handing my card over and punching the numbers in I was met with a ‘computer says no’ situation. After getting reassurance from Tracy that our account actually contained money, I tried a second time and again, the machine refused to co-operate. In desperation, I emptied my wallet on to the bar and counted out €17.76.

Fortunately, Martin stepped in and paid the bill, I gave him a tenner in notes and promised that I would give him the other tenner when we met again. It was only when I got back to the boat that I realised I was only left with €2, all the coins had been picked clean from the booty on the bar at the auberge. As Martin was an ex-copper and the owner of the auberge was getting paid by card, it would take Sherlock Holmes to deduce who had filched my €5 (have a drink on me, whoever you are).

Now, St Julien was a very peaceful hamlet except that at 6.58am each day, including Saturday and Sunday, the church bells would sound like they were being battered by the local farmers with sledgehammers. The noise was loud, tuneless and relentless then just as we were about to jump overboard strapped to the anchor, it would stop.

We have no idea why the bells tolled at this time and in this way, maybe they were trying to knock them down for a new set? It was a similar story in Digoin where at noon every day (including Saturday and Sunday) a loud factory hooter would sound letting everyone know it was dinner time. Like Pavlov’s dog, every time Tracy and I hear a hooter now we start to salivate.

A factory hooter

On Monday, we were up and off to St Léger sur Dheune. Our guide indicated there was a marina and so it would be a good place for us to top up with water.

The village of St Leger



The marina was completely chock-a-block as it also housed a boat hire company and, with the season not yet starting, all the hire boats were moored up. We managed to breast up with an elderly French couple but we could immediately see that, with us having the two dogs, it was not a permanent solution.

Lunch was our priority and after chatting to an English couple, David and Gill, we headed off to a restaurant they recommended. “I believe it is chicken curry today” David told us tantalizingly. We found the restaurant and had a choice of entrees both of which we found baffling to understand what they actually were. When they landed, we discovered Tracy had a herring and potato cold salad in a creamy sauce which she thought was eel and so didn’t eat. I had a paté that was so strong, Tracy said it was probably made from scraped cow head which put me off. We ended up packaging both our entrees in a napkin and feeding them to the dogs when we got back.

Starving, as we had not eaten our starter, we were really looking forward to our curry. Again, we were disappointed when it turned up. It looked and tasted like someone had prepared a chicken supreme, sneezed over the turmeric bottle, panicked and relabeled it a curry.

Pudding, however, was a triumph. Tracy had a raspberry tart and I had the crème brulee that was one of the nicest crème brulees I have ever had.

We discussed the mooring situation over lunch and as we were planning to just stay overnight and then move on, we decided to moor on the lock moorings.

On the way back we popped into the capitain’s office and paid €3 for water and told the lady that we had decided not to stay.

We manoevered the boat on to the outside of a huge peniche as we had been advised and with some jiggery pokery we got the water filling. To maximize our water, Tracy thought this was a good time to jump in the shower and machete the hair from her legs (what with the short-wearing weather approaching, we didn’t want her ending up at the zoo).

Meanwhile, I stood on the dock trying to watch the hose pipe, when, from out of nowhere, a bad advertisement for anger management in the shape of a large, red faced, hairy Neanderthal approached me.

He walked right up to my nose and started a tirade. “You come here, you don’t speak to no-one, you steal our water, you no pay!” He then gave me the Bras d'honneur, the French gesture for ‘up yours’.

This oikish thug was our capitain. I told him to go and check with his office. Off he huffed. Returning minutes later, I expected some kind of apology, but no he just chose to ignore me.

We were relieved to get moored up at the lock.

After a stroll around the town we returned to the lock mooring to find a boat had gone past and pushed us up the sloping bank. Luckily, we noticed the VNF van parked next to the lock keeper’s cottage. Taking a chance, I knocked on the door, it was just after 5.30pm but he could not have been more happy to help us move down the lock. We waved goodbye and handed over a bottle of red as a thank you.

Luckily, the lock keeper was home when we knocked on his cottage to let us through the lock
Below the lock at St Leger




The next day it was straight to Chagny. David hitched a ride with us to the launderette and it was a pleasure to spend time with such a well travelled and interesting chap. He was a retired architect and had previously lived on a sailing boat all over the world including the Caribbean. 

The cruise through the Burgundy countryside was beautiful with all the vineyards on the distant hills.




Since November, we have only seen half a dozen boats on the move, this was one of them.

We reached Chagny and Martin and Di were waiting there for us. We paid them the €10 we owed and waved them goodbye as they sped off for the SaÔne.

Our mooring in Chagny




 
The streets of Chagny
There was even one shop which sold hundreds of different types of tinned sardines

So I had to buy a couple. Not sure they were worth the €5.90 price tag though!



We were also in a hurry to get the SaÔne out of the way so the next day after doing the laundry and food shopping we moved the boat to the lock mooring so we could get an early start. 

The water at Chagny lock was carpeted with catkins and Piglet, thinking it was a continuation of the tow-path, took a running leap at something. The look of surprise on his little face when he re-emerged from the water was a picture (silly sod).

Our lock mooring with the carpet of catkins


Oddjob patiently waiting for Piglet to climb out of the canal after his swim

Some of the local flora


Although Martin had reassured us about the river, anxiety had started to grip us once more. So the next day we decided to have a really long cruise and head for Gergy on the SaÔne. We dug out the life jackets, charged and dusted off the radio and repositioned the anchor and life belt so they were within easy reach in case of emergency.

As we passed the town of Fragnes on the canal we looked longingly at the two story canal-side restaurant brimming with people enjoying good food and fine wine in the bright warm sunshine.

Like two dogs sat by a dinner table with paws in the air, we cruised passed and made our way to the big lock that would take us down and on to the river.

Some of the sights on our journey to the river


The lock keeper reckoned this bird of prey was a buzzard






We knocked on this cottage to buy some eggs but didn't get a response

Unusual BBQ



Our approach to the big lock to take us down to the river





Moorings in St Julien sur Dheune
Cost: Free.
Facilities: None.
Location: An auberge opposite the mooring and a grocery shop 4km away

Moorings in St Leger sur Dheune
Cost: The marina would have a charge, but we don’t know what this would be. Our lock mooring was free.
Facilities: Water and electricity at the marina (€3 for water, we didn’t enquire about electricity). No facilities on the lock mooring.
Location: A small selection of shops in the town centre which was a couple of minutes walk from both the marina and the lock mooring.

Moorings in Chagny
Cost: Free.
Facilities: None.
Location: A good selection of shops, bars and restaurants and a launderette approximately 20 minutes walk away from the mooring

Monday 17 March 2014

Digoin with you

Digoin to Montchanin
58 km
26 locks
3 lift/swing bridges
20 hours



After the tranquility of the Roanne canal, the lock at Digoin was like entering a street jubilee or parade. The sunshine had brought out hordes of people. Still being February, seeing everybody dressed for summer made us feel like we had cruised through a time hole. Spring cometh bearing summer - fingers crossed.

Leaving the lock at Digoin


And entering the town

I had a whole list of jobs I wanted to do in the short time we were at Digoin, frustratingly I didn’t achieve any of them. Entering Bricomarche (the French equivalent of B&Q) with a long list of items I needed I was met with ‘non, non and non’ from the shop assistant to my requests.  Finally, with my bladder full to bursting I asked the young girl “ou est la toilette” (pronouncing it toy-let). She looked completely blank and called a colleague over. I repeated my mangled attempt at their language and they both just looked perplexed. A third colleague joined them and still no comprendez. I tried asking in different tones and accents, knowing the word toilet was very similar to the French word toilette.  By now a substantial crowd had gathered and I felt like a lead singer stretching his vocal cords before a song, with the audience eagerly waiting. I was cornered, I could see one girl smirking and could envision her saying in French, “just pretend you don’t know what he’s on about, and keep your eyes out for the wet patch.”

Desperate times call for desperate measures, so eventually with a crowed suitable for a street performer, I shouted “La toy-let” whilst acting out a man having a pish. “Oh la toilette (twa-let)” the crowed roared laughing before pointing me in the general direction.

After our second visit, we were glad to finally see the back of Digoin and off we set for Paray-le-Monial.

The journey to Paray-le-Monial





One of the items we had not been able to get hold of in Digoin was gas and we were now running on fumes from our emergency bottle. To our delight, the main road ran right next to the canal at Paray-le-Monial and we spotted a shop selling the gas we needed, this meant I only had a short way to donkey hump the full bottle.

We had previously cycled to the Grand Frais in Paray when we were last in Digoin but had only seen the industrial/retail park side of the town so were really happy when we finally pulled into the moorings and discovered that Paray was a lovely old medieval town with a beautiful basilica right near the canal.


The basilica near to the canal

The moorings at Paray-le-Monial


The streets aren't paved with gold but the street lamps are beautiful



Oddjob wandering about the outdoor gym



We think this might have been the escape route


Getting water was, as usual, a priority for us and we were at first pleased to see facilities right on the port but unfortunately these had been turned off for the winter. There was another boater in front of us with a group of lads all heading for the Canal de Bourgogne to sell their boat. “We have already tried the water” they said despondently. “Ah, but have you located the stop tap” I responded. The six of us all set out on a treasure hunt and within minutes one of the chaps shouted triumphantly that he had found it. Both our boats were filled and after a celebratory glass of wine we all shook hands gratefully and they departed. They had been worried that without the weight of water their boat would not have been able to get under the many bridges ahead.

We had a wander around the old streets of the town and found a couple of wine merchants. I always ask what their favourite wine is and am always amazed that it is usually no more than €7 or €8 a bottle, considering some of the wines for sale were for hundreds of euros. I was taken aback by their genuine honesty, although this rare trait would often encourage me to buy more (salesman’s dream that I am).






The recommended wines




Before setting off for Palinges, I filled up once more and managed to almost gouge half my finger off on the sharp edge of a stiff stop tap (that’ll teach me).

After being in towns for over a week it was a relief to finally get back into rural France and Palinges was a laid back little village with the moorings set about ½ km away.

The moorings at Palinges




There was a cosy little auberge on the canal side where we decided to have lunch, the highlight being the fresh ‘all you can eat’ style buffet entrée and the homemade chocolate mousse pudding. The cheese course arrived and we could smell the chevre before it appeared on the table. Apparently, Tracy once encountered a herd of wet wild goats whilst on a walk and the smell of chevre always reminds her of them. I on the other hand haven’t been up close and personal with a goat myself, (despite the rumours) so find their cheese rather delicious with red onion. Although I once lived in a damp flat with a similar smell, maybe I should have rubbed the walls with onions to enhance the aroma.

Lovely meal and good value for money at this restaurant

And here is the menu, with us drooling in the background


We tried to follow the route of a walk but signposts were not to be had and ended up doing our own thing. Thankfully, we did manage to find the lake and with it still being so warm the dogs had their first swim of the year. We also stumbled across a lady managing her hens and bought six freshly laid eggs from her for €1.50.



Wellies required for this muddy seesaw






A private chateau which looked like an artist's retreat



The destination Chateau Digoine was another farcical walking route shown on a board in the village square, but like foolish gluttons for more punishment, we set off. Eventually, dazed, confused, and with the soles of our shoes worn down to our socks the huge house loomed on the horizon. On route two angry labs and a bernese mountain dog the size of an actual mountain came rocketing out of a farmyard. Terrified, we all froze but as the snarling began Tracy spotted a young lad in glasses that were so thick they looked like washed out jam jars. Gormlessly, he just stared at us with the intensity and curiosity of a cow chewing the cud. “Votre chiens” Tracy shouted. “Errr” he grunted “Votre chiens!” she repeated. Eventually and with what sounded like a loud moo he called them back and they retreated (oh what big teeth you have grandma).  

Then to add disappointment to fatigue the chateau was closed for the season, we tromped back home trying to sneak past the fearsome farm as though tip-toeing on rice paper but even this was made difficult as Oddjob decided the farm entrance was a good place to have a poo (the little sod).  

The Chateau Digoine




Scraping ice in the morning and 23 degrees by noon

And yes, this ice did get rolled up and thrown as a snowball


Next stop was Montceau-les-Mines and our lock-keeper was of the miserable variety. At 10.50am he informed us that after the next lock he would be buggering off for lunch and it would be after 1.30pm when we could continue. He didn’t even bother turning up to the next lock and we managed the automatic pull cord all by ourselves. 

More strange street art




After lunch, we were met by two lady lock-keepers who appeared to have been educated at the same charm school as the previous one, brandishing a lengthy remote with many buttons. They managed to open the lock on the ‘wrong-side’ first, which meant that Tracy even using all her strength, couldn’t hold the front of the boat and we went crashing into the opposite wall.

As a result, Tracy hurt her back and was out of action for the five days we were moored in Montceau.

The approach to Montceau-le-Mines







I tried to tempt her out of the boat on the Saturday “there’s a huge market on the quayside” I shouted whilst squinting through the curtains. I was forgetting that Tracy absolutely hates shopping and I got the same reaction as if I was telling her they were barbecuing puppies in the town square.

I ventured out alone and true to form, felt I had been ripped off once more, paying €31 for half a lamb leg. This I vowed would be the last time I would frequent a market this side of the Channel.

The town square at Montceau-le-Mines

Despite the name I am sure it is very nice

Outdoor laundrette, bring your own chairs


Before leaving Montceau we asked the lady capitain about filling with water. Now as lovely and as helpful as she was, I think her arse had been glued to her chair with a piece of chewing gum as she refused to stand up. She motioned with her eyebrows and said use the tap in the toilets. Taking a peek in the toilets I could see it was going to be an intricate plumbing job so armed with a monkey wrench and a pair of pliers I set out about dismantling the pipes so I could connect my hose. It was only when a fellow boater wandered in with his hose and opened one of the cubicles did I spot the tap. I tried to fix up the mangled pipework and pushed a mop bucket up against the worst of the carnage.

The port at Montceau-le-Mines



With only two locks between Montceau and Blanzy our next stop, the lock keeper left us to our own devices and we managed to happily and safely negotiate our way through them. By then Tracy’s new back had arrived from Pilkington glass and she was restored to fighting fit so we cycled back to Montceau to stock up once more from Grand Frais.

The next day we had a snoop around the tiny town of Blanzy and had a long walk down to the reservoir then finished the day off with barbecued turkey kebabs marinated in my home made curry paste whilst watching the sun go down.

The first night spent in Blanzy was a sleepless one as we were on a sloping bank which doubled up as the visitor mooring and made the boat lean like the tower in Pisa.

The mooring at Blanzy


Blanzy used to be a mining town, all closed now but this museum is open (in the season)


The mooching pooches

The lock mooring, not easy getting the dogs on and off due to the high wall and busy road


The next morning we continued ascending and eventually reached the top of the locks at Montchanin at around 11.30am. 

Tracy had asked the lock-keeper where to moor but hadn’t processed the information, so we cruised past the port. I must add, it didn’t look like the official mooring as it was next to a very busy dual carriageway and traveller’s site.

Eventually, we reached the next lock. It was a very narrow spot under a train track and if a commercial boat had come by I doubt whether they could squeeze past. I had no choice but to spend the next two hours reversing back to a midway point next to a lake, a lovely quiet spot as it turned out.

The mooring by the lake in Montchanin






Tracy walking the dogs at the crack of dawn




The next day we had lunch at the waterside café on this stretch, spotting trucks outside the day before we thought it must be good. It wasn’t. The help yourself starter buffet seemed ok although I somehow scooped up a piece of eel with mine that overpowered the whole meal, and the main course was chips with a pastry puffy thing which was as horrible as it sounds. With no wine included and a choice between cheese or dessert, I couldn’t help thinking this particular café had fallen on to hard times. When my cheese arrived, I got three tiny pieces pre-cut. Had we been spoilt in the past or did they just not trust a big fellow like me with an entire cheese board? To add insult to injury, I was burping smoked eel for the rest of the day. 

As we had now reached the very top, we were looking forward to continuing the rest of our journey through the easy downwards locks. The end of the Canal du Centre was looming ahead.

Moorings in Paray-le-Monial
Cost: Free
Facilities: Electricity and water both free (switched off for the winter).
Location: 5 minute walk into town centre with all the usual shops, bars and restaurants. 10 minute cycle to Grand Frais.

Moorings in Palinges
Cost: Free
Facilities: None.
Location: Village 10 minute walk away with an auberge on the canalside.

Moorings in Montceau-les-Mines
Cost: €16.50 for five days including electricity.
Facilities: Electricity. Water switched off on jetty but available from the toilet block
Location: Right in the heart of the town centre with a good selection of shops, bars and restaurants. Grand Frais a five minute cycle ride and a Leclerc hypermarche 10 minutes away.

Moorings in Blanzy
Cost: Free.
Facilities: Electricity and water both free (although water was turned off for the winter).
Location: 5 minute walk to village centre with a limited number of shops.

Moorings in Montchanin
Cost: Free.
Facilities: None.

Location: 20 minute walk into town centre with an Intermarche supermarket and a good selection of other shops.

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