Sunday 31 August 2014

Escaut round again

Montagne du Nord to Peronne
95 km
18 locks
30 hours



As it was now August, we fancied a trip to the seaside. After consulting our map we set a course for Canal de la Somme and the small seaside town of Saint Valerie sur Somme. But first we had to navigate through the commercial canals before reaching our goal.

We thought we’d come up with a plan to avoid a large section of these big buggers by pointing the boat in the direction of the Scarpe Inferior. Our guide told us this was a quiet backwater with locks too small for commercial traffic. Great, we thought as we turned the corner and started chugging along on it.

The vegetation on the canal was overgrown to the point of being out of control and we even had to manoeuver the boat in such a way to avoid the water reeds, which were in danger of strangling our prop. The banks of the canal were lined with fishermen, more than we had ever seen before and each one looked more startled than the last as we cruised past. Even my usual greeting of “bon peche,” didn’t change the open mouthed, horrified look on their faces. At this point I remember saying to Tracy “Something doesn’t feel right here” and this feeling was reinforced by the time we reached the first lock. It was closed with no indication of how to get moving through it.

The Scarpe Inferior - all but abandoned


Tracy got to the bow so she could climb the ladders to see if there was any life above the lock. I was just positioning the boat when a VNF chap walked out of nowhere and over to us. “Where are you going” he asked. “To Douai” we said hopefully. “That is not possible, passage is limited to the port just 5km away. We have a broken lock after that” came his reply “How long before it is fixed I asked”. He gave a non-committal shrug and nodded when Tracy suggested “forever”.

After turning the boat around, we greeted the same stunned looking fishermen for the second time and after a short while re-emerged back out at our previous mooring at Montagne du Nord. We were now heading back to the dreaded Escaut. We had travelled this same route last year (see our blog ‘Tournai and leg it’) and it had been memorable for the amount of stress we had both suffered. Looking at the map, I pointed to a mooring at Fresnes. “That is where we had our ropes snapped, if there’s no-one else on the pontoon and we can get fully on it this time, we should be alright” I said not very reassuringly.

As we made our way past Montagne du Nord, I felt something go on the prop. A quick blast in reverse is normally enough to clear any reed or other debris and this seemed to work so we continued onwards.


Back to the joys of the Escaut and the commercial boats

A quick change of flag now we are back in France


Tracy took over on the helm and began to steer us up the Escaut. After about 30 minutes she hollered, “Martin, I think we’ve slowed down.” Our snail’s pace had become more like a slug wading through glue.

We were now in the middle of a large commercial ship canal with nowhere to stop in front, behind or either side. I would have to get into the weed hatch on the hoof. It was Sod’s Law, as just at that moment a flotilla of small cruisers came into view ahead and I began hoping no big ships would follow once they had passed by.

Tracy stood on sentry duty whilst I stopped the engine, rolled up my sleeves and stuck my arms elbow deep into the canal to reach the propeller. Not only was the prop strangled almost to death by reeds from the Scarpe, but we had also caught the first plastic bag of our journey.

During this operation, we didn’t see a single boat and were incredibly lucky as there wouldn’t have been a lot we could have done apart from bob, nervously.

With the lock in sight, we were both slightly anxious about getting through it and on to the pontoon before anyone else could beat us to it. We noticed, from a distance, that the lock light was on green so we raced like a sailboat in a still breeze towards it. Looking behind, a commercial boat and cruiser came in to view and began to bear down on us rapidly. The commercial didn’t pose a threat and we moved over so it could overtake and get into the lock first. Unfortunately, as the cruiser drew nearer, we just couldn’t compete on speed and our hearts sank as it positioned itself before us in the lock.

Luckily, VNF answered our prayers. As the lock doors opened for us to go, they shouted to us and the cruiser “Do you have a vignette for the French canals”? Tracy pointed to the licence in our window but joy of joys the cruiser didn’t and they were asked to accompany VNF to the office. We were all waves and smiles as we moved out of the lock and could see the empty pontoon in front of us.

Our mooring in Fresnes



When we were last in Fresnes, an English sailboat owner had taken up much of the jetty and refused to move up to allow us on properly and thus was the cause of us getting our ropes snapped. He also stated that there wasn’t a shop to be had anywhere in the vicinity. This time round we took a short walk, and soon established that Fresnes was in fact a fairly large town with lots of shops and a large supermarket only a stone’s throw away (the nasty, lying sod).

The park in Fresnes




The next day was a Sunday and an ideal time to finish this canal as there are very few commercials moving. The one thing we both commented on were the number of likely looking mooring spots and were surprised that we hadn’t seen these when we took this route last year. I think it’s just a case of us maturing as European boaters.

We finally made it to Bassin Rond, which was still the beautiful oasis we remembered from our last trip. In the morning we were awoken to the continuous beeping of a horn. The bread van had stopped outside our boat and wanted to know if we needed anything. As we are always in need of a loaf, we were grateful and had the bonus of fresh croissants with our morning coffee.

Around Bassin Rond






The next day was uncharted territory for us as we turned on to the Canal de Nord. This canal is the main route to Paris and we braced ourselves for an influx of commercial boats. We were completely surprised by how quiet the canal actually was and only saw a handful of big boats on the move.

The guillotine locks on the Canal du Nord


Fuel was becoming a priority, as we had not been near a garage for some time. Spotting one a few yards from the canal, we made an attempt to get moored up as best we could next to the road. As we did, a commercial came hurtling past us and we braced for impact from the wash but, as we were nicely tucked in, there wasn’t too much bashing about. I got my bike and gerrycan and cycled like a Tour de France champion to the garage making half a dozen round trips. Then after a quick bite to eat we were off again.

The pontoon at Marquion was just in front of the lock. A commercial boat exited and another overtook us to enter (as they have the priority, all pleasure boats have to wait for the commercials before the lock keeper will allow them in). Now, just behind the commercial was a Belgium-flag waving cruiser who, if showing normal common courtesy, should form an orderly queue behind us. But no they couldn’t wait for us and decided as the huge commercial was heading straight at them to try an overtaking procedure. Our hearts were literally in our mouths as we watched them over take and then try to get back into the right hand lane to avoid being smashed into oblivion by the oncoming ship. The commercial boat didn’t make any attempt to move out of the way and their only concession was for Mrs ‘big bugger’ to stand on the bow end waving and shrieking at the Belgiums.

Tracy placed her hand over her eyes and could only look through a slight scissor action she kept making with her fingers as we were convinced they were toast. Somehow they just managed to get clear. There was relief all round although it was a silly and pointless manoeuver as we had no intentions of going into the lock anyway. Ambling past them, we moored up as they were hovering waiting for the lock keeper to reflect the green light on to their red faces in order for them to enter.

Dangerous manoevers




The next day was a day of locks galore and a tunnel that stretched for nearly 5km. As is always the case with us, our timings were skewiff and we managed to reach the tunnel just as the green light turned red and had to sit and wait for a cruiser coming in the opposite direction to exit before being allowed entry.




This meant we were in our usual race against time to find a suitable mooring before lock closure and with lock number nine within our sights the lock keeper turned the lights off ten minutes early, got in her car and zoomed past us waving (and probably thinking, so long suckers).

As it happened, this worked out fantastically well and we had a lovely rural mooring all to ourselves.






Up with the lock opening, we managed the final four locks and cruised past the turn for the Canal de la Somme as we decided to spend a day or two in Peronne first as it was only a couple of miles further along and boasted a First World War museum that we were intrigued to see.




Arriving in Peronne, we headed at first for the port situated down a short arm only to find it completely full. Just outside of this was a high wall on the main channel where an English chap had moored his peniche but finding him very stand offish and unfriendly and the wall too high anyway, we about turned and moored at a factory we had past only a short way back. This turned out to be a fantastic decision as the port was charging €16 a night and they even wanted €6 for the high wall next to Mr Unfriendly.

The next day, we headed into the town of Peronne, which was about 3km away. This distance made the extortionate charge by the port a complete rip off. We have been in the centre of many popular towns and cities where moorings are provided for free (some with free water and electricity) they are generally just glad to encourage tourists with money in their pockets.

Our mooring in Peronne...

...Next to the factory


We headed straight to the museum and found a notice on the door, it was closed. Fortunately, for some reason, they were having a mini-exhibit entitled ‘the Music of the War’ and so we poked our noses in and had a shuftie round.

Peronne First World War museum 




There was a room that we could only presume the title of this exhibition was based on. It had speakers on every wall giving out a faint hum of what a battlefield would actually sound like. My goodness, turn it up! If I’d wanted a back track for easy listening I’d have purchased an album by Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen. If recreating the sounds from a war zone, surely the most important factor to this would be the overwhelming and deafening noise? Not turned so low that even a blind piano tuner would struggle to hear it. What next, a Parker Knoll recliner and a pair of hush puppies to represent the trenches?  How ridiculous. It’s a war zone it’s not meant to be relaxing. (A stretcher for this soldier please seargent, he’s fallen asleep).

We debated on the walk back to the boat whether to return in the morning to see the rest of this exhibition or continue on our journey. Judging from what we had seen and barely heard, by the time we’d made the long journey back to the boat we decided the sea-side was calling and so the following day, off we went.

Peronne town centre
I have included a war poem at the end of the blog which I wrote and had published a couple of years back in memory of my hero granddad Harry Haden. He was a wonderful man, I’m told, who sadly I never met.

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Moorings in Fresnes
Cost: Free
Facilities: None
Location: Fresnes town centre is approximately 10 minutes away

Moorings in Bassin Rond
Cost: Free
Facilities: None
Location: Bread van stops in the morning but there is also a boulangerie 15 minutes away

Moorings in Marquion
Cost: Free
Facilities: Water available for free
Location: Small town with a limited selection of shops. There is also a large supermarket about 15 minutes away

Moorings in Peronne
Cost: There is a charge for the port, we moored outside a factory for free
Facilities: Electricity and water available at the port for a charge. No facilities at the factory
Location: Peronne is approximately 3km away and is a large town with all the usual shops


The Flag

On a deep dark distant battlefield, we fought for our last stand
As the enemy drew nearer, to part us from our land
We held back heavy ordnance, throughout that hellish night
The bombs that landed round us, our only source of light

I saw our soldiers falling, as we marched for higher ground
I scrambled over blood and guts, screams now, the only sound
The smoke was getting thinner as I trudged amongst the dead
“Push boy, let’s get higher”, to me one soldier said

I shouted in agreement to that of which I’d heard
But his head had left his shoulders, he hadn’t heard a word
I marched on even higher and saw a young boy gag
With his last breath he said to me, “Here soldier take our flag”

I took the flag with both my hands and soldiered on with pride
To stake that flag upon the top, for all the men who’d died
Though bullets flew around me, none did penetrate
With flag in hands for our last stand, I did not hesitate

I went on even further, and heard an enemy’s cries
He was clinging to a photograph, tears ran from bloody eyes
“I can’t see a thing”, he said “my children or my wife”
I didn’t have the heart to kill, and take this young boy’s life

At this point only feet away, from summit and my goal
I made the choice to tear the flag asunder from its pole
I made a bandage with our flag, and wrapped it round his head
Then I heard a rifle crack and this poor boy fell dead

Quickly I surrendered and turned to face my foe
The tension was unbearable, like an over tightened bow
Aware now of his error and crying out with grief
He sunk his knees into the mud and I took off like a thief

The battle shrieks began to fade to echoes in my ears
And thinking of the friends I’d lost my eyes were filled with tears
Now a distant memory, are the horrors of that fight
But the images still haunt me when I close my eyes at night

On a deep dark distant battlefield
Where soldiers once lay dead
Now for every soldier slain
A poppy grows, blood red



Thursday 21 August 2014

Plane sailing

Namur to Montagne du Nord
?? km (I don’t have accurate information)
8 locks
16 hours

A Belgium harbourmaster helpfully wrote 'avoid' next to Charleroi for us, the town actually looked alright to us but then again we are from Manchester


It wasn’t that we didn’t like Belgium, we have spent time in various towns and cities and have loved the people and the ambience of these places. Rather, it was the sheer volume of commercial traffic on the canals and the unaccommodating lock keepers we were encountering that began to make our journey stressful and our nerves jangle.

With the notion of maximising our European adventure, we decided to head back into Belgium in order to take the boat on both the inclined plane at Ronquieres and the Strepy lift.

I think it's sunk guys

Please slow down, yeah right



After leaving Namur, we agreed amongst ourselves to carry on until lock closure to put some miles behind us on the canal. As we arrived at Auvelais we noticed a large wooden jetty with an English-flag waving peniche and a small cruiser on it. We continued past and pondered on weather or not to stop. Lidl then came into view around the next corner and that sealed the deal. We needed a few supplies and as the weather changed from grey to bleak we thought we had indeed made the right decision especially as it began bucketing it down just as we’d finished tying up.



There were bridge works right next to us and the scaffolders kept us awake for much of the night with their dismantling of the poles, nothing clangs quite like a scaffold pole.

Our mooring next to the Clangers. We kept an eye out for the Soup Dragon, but he never appeared


After topping up with supplies, we set off again wanting to put a full day in and eventually ended up spending the night at Viesville lock. 


Our mooring next to Viesville lock


Leaving early the next day, we passed Charleroi on route and a few people had told us “stick to the path, beware the full moon” when travelling through. The town itself seemed to be just an ordinary modern town, there didn’t appear to be any signs that would indicate it to be any worse than any other town and in fact the ornate bridges down to the lock gave it a Venetian air.

The banks at Charleroi must have been lined with boats at one time as there are plenty of mooring pins. Nowadays, the moorings come with a government health warning 







It was a different story on the otherside of the Marcinelle lock as the place took on an industrial grimy feeling.





Ronquieres and the inclined plane was a few kilometers up the Canal de Charleroi towards Brussels, only a short detour from the direction we were heading, so we went for it.



After mooring up at the top of the plane we went and peered down the long, long slope. We had absolutely no idea how to make contact so as to organise our trip down and back up again.

Approaching the inclined plane



There was a building in front of us which looked like a very long, thin block of windowless, high rise flats and we presumed that there would be an office buried somewhere inside. Tracy volunteered to go and investigate and, after negotiating the walkway with a sign that read ‘no pedestrians’ on it, entered a foyer with flights of steps in front and what looked suspiciously like a small visitor centre to one side.




Tracy eventually returned looking frazzled saying we would be the third boat to go in the morning. She hadn’t actually been able to speak to anyone directly and the information conveyed had been by a series of Chinese whispers from the visitor centre receptionist on the ground floor via a series of other personnel on various other floors of the high rise building. She wasn’t given a time or details of how we could make our return journey.



Pimp my ride




Then, as we were sauntering back to the boat, the heavens opened and we made a very wet short sprint managing to get soaked right through such was its severity.





The next morning we were up at the first crack of daylight and out to have a wander around. Spotting a chap on a commercial boat returning with a shopping bag the previous evening we decided to see if we could buy a loaf anywhere nearby.

There was what looked like a subway leading down to a path that ran the full length of the inclined plane. We donned our hiking boots and off we went. The plane itself was much, much further than we had anticipated and when we finally made it to the end there was literally a brick wall in front of us.

As we were scouting for a way over, under or through the wall a face appeared high up on the top. “You will have to climb the steps and come back with me,” he said. The so-called steps were to one side of the wall built into the sheer face of the hillside. There was no handrail and the steps themselves were at different levels, very narrow, steep and covered in moss and fallen branches. We took a deep breath and a strong hold of the dogs and started to make our way up. Eventually, we reached the top (without looking down) and then had to negotiate a fence whilst maintaining our dignity.

Once up and over we met the captain of the inclined plane who was really friendly and completely incurious as to what on earth we were doing in the predicament we had found ourselves in. “There are no shops this end, you need to go back. Come on, jump on board” he shouted and closed the gates behind us. The plane itself was like a huge swimming pool on wheels, boats tied up inside and the whole trough either ascended or descended whilst being raised or lowered by thick steel cables.


Scream if you want to go faster

Tracy and the lads could't get further away


Rocky looking at the menu


Just taking a bath

Thanks for the ride Captain Danny


We had the most unique experience possible, as ordinarily you would have to stay in your boat. During the accent we walked right up to the forward end of the tub and stretched out our arms like supersized versions of Kate and Leo from Titanic.

This whole experience would have been wonderful if it hadn’t have been for the captain and crew of the commercial boat who were looking at us as if to say “what a pair of twats” and their bulldog, Rocky, who took exception to Oddjob and Piglet being in his space and spent the whole journey looking for a way to get at them and tear them into little pieces.

As we reached the top, we thanked the captain and explained that we felt there was no point in us taking our boat down and back up again now, as we’d just experienced the plane in a unique and unusual way. So after cheery waves and goodbyes all around, we turned the boat towards Strepy boatlift and headed off.




On arrival, there were a number of other pleasure boats and a couple of commercials. We moored behind the cruisers and, thinking we had all the time in the world, I jumped off to take some photos.

Next joy ride, the Strepy lift




The lift doors opened and a commercial boat started to motor into place. As it did, the three small cruisers that had been moored in front of us about turned and left. Not knowing what was happening Tracy found the channel number for contacting the lift by radio and asked “what time we could expect to get through.” “Now! Quick get in with that commercial boat” the captain shouted in disbelief. Panic stricken, we untied, and puttered in as quickly as a 36 horse powered engine pushing a 17-ton boat would allow us. (16-ton if you don’t include my lunch box).

Just enough room for a narrow one, if you're quick


Initially, I remember thinking that they must have to pump up gallons of water to refill this deep lock in order to maintain the water levels on the canal above. It was only when we began to descend that I realised the whole thing was again like a huge swimming pool, only this time instead of sliding down an inclined plane, we were being lowered in a giant aquatic tank by very thick wire cables that lined every wall. It was like the slow version of Disneyland’s ‘Tower of Terror’. (Only this time without Tracy’s scared face).


For a moment I was worried about it not taking my weight 

Although we weren't allowed off the boat, our lift attendant was nice enough to take a couple of snaps for us




Gongoozlers at 12 O'clock

Women's wear and lingerie. Going down!








After a short walk for a loaf, we only realised we'd been moored on a trip boat mooring when only moments after casting off it arrived. Mooring ignorance is sometimes bliss 


After a morning of white knuckle rides, we pointed the boat in the direction of Mons and reached the city by early evening.  On approach the port looked full so we decided to tie up against a wall.

Our mooring in Mons and the railway bridge we had to clamber across 




The wall we chose to moor against would have been perfect had it not been for the water-skiers and jet-skiers making our lives a living hell.  

Believe it or not, the waves from these guys are much worse than any commercial boat



After tea, we needed to find a WIFI so we could transfer some money. On leaving the boat we shouted across to some cyclists on the other side of the canal asking if there was a McDonalds nearby. “Yes, on this side” came the reply. As far as we could make out the only way across was by way of a railway bridge that we had to clamber up and traipse along the rails before slip sliding our way back down. I noticed a big hole in the walkway at one end so at this point we had to get even closer to the train lines in orders to avoid it.

Luckily, no trains passed us and I am sure we were breaking a number of byelaws by attempting this stupid act. The public information films from my childhood kept playing in my head as we were doing it (‘don’t play on the railways!’).

We managed to get down in one piece and could see a distant steeple of a cathedral so started to walk in that general direction. It began to go dark and, after what felt like miles, we spotted a couple of women outside a house and asked them how far to McDos. “Very far” was the answer. Good news, there was a similar fast food restaurant with WIFI just behind the motorway that ran by their house. We expressed our gratitude for this information and left after being given the vaguest of directions on how to find it. Taking our lives in our hands once again, we crossed busy carriageways and played chicken with speeding motorists. Eventually, we had to admit we were completely lost and I ended up flagging down a car and asking them where the hell we were. New directions were given and we eventually landed at Quick, the fast food place, only for the WIFI not to work when we got there.

We just could not believe it and were about to go back home when we spotted a bar “may as well try it” we thought.

Now, without transferring the money, we didn’t have a penny to our names but luckily the bar was packed and when I asked for the passcode for the WIFI I wasn’t challenged to buy a pint first. With money transferred, we decided to stay in the bar and have a celebratory drink. The barman took my order but before I could pay a family barged in and wanted to settle their bill. Our two beers were completely forgotten so we decided to give up and go home.

It was now pitch black and we had the motorway junction and the railway to negotiate all over again. Luckily when we were back in Dinant, one of the bars had given us a couple of torch keyrings. Tracy had attached hers to her bag and it gave us just enough light to enable us to get home safely. Unfortunately they were like the torches you see in horror films were you have to keep bashing them to work and when it went out you couldn’t see your feet.

The final obstacle was scrambling down the high wall the boat was moored against as only the stern was touching the wall with the bow tied to a post. Amazingly, we both managed to drop down from the wall on to the gunwale and shimmy our way to the front door without injury. (Just as well we didn’t have that drink after all). Once in, we made a cuppa and within an hour were both asleep on the sofa.

Cruising past the port of Mons we noticed it was completely full so it was just as well we’d moored on our high wall the evening before.

Mons port ahead


From Mons we decided to have a long day’s cruise and head for Montagne du Nord where we knew there was a good mooring from our journey last year.



Tracy did most of the steering that day and didn’t seem to notice that she was an ‘all you can eat buffet’ for the local mosquitoes and horseflies. In fact at one point, I spotted one horsefly feasting on her leg and after swatting it the blood continued to literally squirt out. By the end of the day the left side of her face was completely puffed up and one eye nearly swollen shut, I had to keep reminding myself that she was a human being and not an animal, but did consider placing a paper bag over her head as she was scaring the dogs.

As is always the way in life, Montagne du Nord was a lot farther than we remembered and it seemed to take us forever to get there. When we turned the final corner and saw the mooring in front of us we were both beyond elated.



The final lock before Montagne du Nord

Floating through pea-green soup

Our mooring in Montagne du Nord


For those of you interested in what living on a narrowboat is like, have a look at the fantastic drawings our friend Peter Hyndman did of us and Genie's Wish. Peter sends these amazing illustrations and stories to his grand kids back in Australia.

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Moorings in Auvelais
Cost: Free
Facilities: None
Location: Lidl a short distance away, we didn’t investigate further

Moorings at Viesville lock
Cost: Free
Facilities: None
Location: None, although the donkeys living next to us were cute

Moorings in Ronquieres
Cost: Free
Facilities: None
Location: According to the captain of the plane, no shops of any description in the area at all (the boater with the carrier bag, still remains a mystery?)

Moorings in Mons
Cost: Free on our wall but the port would charge
Facilities: None for us but full facilities in the port for a charge
Location: Our mooring and the port are both a long way from the city centre

Moorings in Montagne du Nord
Cost: Free
Facilities: None
Location: One tabac and a large supermarket approximately 0.5km