Thursday, 12 September 2013

Through the belly of a glow worm


Bassin Rond to Chauny

108 km
35 locks
2 tunnels
0 lift/swing bridges
26 hours



On leaving Bassin Rond, we were now off the commercial canal and heading to Cambrai.  The Canal de St Quentin was in front of us with its 35 locks and two tunnels.  We noticed an immediate difference in the canal, it was slow going, peaceful and now taking us through lovely villages.  It seemed we were the only boat on the canal at this time.

At lunchtime, we moored up next to a huge garden that had been turned into a veg patch with chickens running around at one end.  Madame was tending to the garden and so I ran out and managed to buy six eggs (straight from the chickens), arms full of lettuce and two large beetroot all for €2, what a bargain.

Veggie patch where we bought eggs and salad
An idyllic spot to have lunch

After lunch, we encountered the first of the many locks on this stretch and, as there was no l’eclusier in sight, Tracy jumped off the boat and knocked on the door of the house opposite.  Things were looking up, a man with a VNF (the waterway’s authority) sweatshirt on answered but pointed at the empty cabin, “you go speak there” he said.  Confused but determined, Tracy approached the cabin and noticed a sign on the wall which said something about a remote control, pressing the intercom on the wall a voice garbled something very quickly in French and then a remote control shot out of a hole in the wall.

Lock operation doesn't get easier than this

Triumphant and in total control, Tracy began pressing buttons.  Nothing was happening, so noticing two poles at the lockside began pulling these for good measure.  Ten minutes later a VNF van screeched up to the lock and an angry Frenchman jumped out waggling his finger and saying “non, non, non”.  Taking the remote off her, he gave explicit instructions in French on how to operate the locks, I could tell by her face that she didn’t have the slightest clue what he was saying and I was glad that I was out of the way.

He stayed to supervise our lock operation and was none too impressed at my handling skills, I tried to explain that I was steering a 57ft boat from the back without the benefit of bow thrusters. 

Finally, we were off and glad to see the back of Mr Angry, but just as we approached the next lock he again turned up to check on us. He stood with arms folded and his mouth pursed so much that his face was in danger of imploding. He watched us like a hungry fat man at a buffet.

The boat handled like a dream with him not tugging on the stern end this time round, and as the lock gate opened for us to leave he shouted in French “That was perfect, like that every time”. “Pillock” we quietly retorted.

Cambrai was our next stop and we motored into the port de pleasance.  The moorings appeared to be full but we managed to wedge ourselves between a barge and a little plastic cruiser with our bow end sticking right out. 

Port de pleasance at Cambrai


Bizarrely, about 100ft of space had been allocated to the local fishermen and there was a big ‘no mooring’ sign to ensure this was upheld. But after coughing up €13.50 for the privilege of mooring all skewwhiff, I decided the local fishermen would have to manage around me for one day and maneuvered over to their side of the moorings.

Cambrai was a lovely city but spoiled by the tons of litter strewn all over the streets and through the parks.  On Sunday morning we made a trip out to the supermarket for supplies and got caught up in a 10k race. We joined the on lookers and shouted ‘allez, allez, allez’ at the runners, and dodged the sweets that were being thrown by a giant teddy through the roof of the car leading them. Sharpening our elbows, we gathered the sweets up with the frantic local folk.  Rather nice too, although Tracy’s landed in a dog poo.

10k race through Cambrai

The tramps in the park were lying around in high spirits wielding a bottle of Moet & Chandon. As we approached the cork popped and they all cheered as the bottle of champers was passed around.  You obviously get a better class of tramp in France.

We girded our loins and were on our way, it was a day of locks, locks and more locks.  The remote control worked like a dream, it was only a matter of pressing the ‘montant’ button and then another when tied up in the lock to close the gate, fill the lock and open the gates to exit. I put my feet up and relaxed, this was going to be a doddle. Unfortunately, for Tracy it was not so simple.  There was nowhere for her to tie to so this meant her climbing the slimy green ladders to get to the bollards at the top of the locks.  Slipping and sliding her way up I feared the worst but her Crocs held out and got her up there, but she did look like a slimy green toad at the end of the day.

Tracy negotiating the lock ladders in her Crocs

Glad Tracy was climbing the slimy ladders and not me!
Tracy securing the boat before lock operation

At the penultimate lock before the tunnel, the intercom shouted at us in French to return the remote control. Begrudgingly, I yielded to the barking Frenchman and gave up my remote. I felt bereft, never part a man from his remote control.

At the final lock before the tunnel we were met by the l’eclusier who asked Tracy to go into the office to provide our details and gave her an information sheet which she folded up and put into her pocket and forgot about. He then gave instructions to moor up and stay overnight.  It would take three hours from our mooring to get to the tunnel, and apparently three hours to get through it.

The next day we did as the l’eclusier had instructed and were all hitched and ready to go through Riqueval tunnel by 4.40pm, we were the only boat going through that day. Into the tunnel we went like a spider on a single thread being dragged through a stretched glow worm. An hour and a half later (not the three we were expecting), the echoing, clanking chain from the mechanical beast receded. There was a €4 toll to pay but as I went to hand over the money, I was told “you will be billed through the post”. How on earth this was going to happen was beyond me, as my letter box moved off along the canal.

All hitched up and ready to go
No turning back now as the tug enters the tunnel
Through the belly of the glow worm

It was getting late as we approached Tonquoy tunnel which was unmanned, there had been a red light about a kilometer back but as there was no instruction to say what it was for and no staging to tie to we had ploughed on. Although the tunnel was long you could see the other end, and as no boats had passed us in any direction all day we took a deep breath pushed the engine to warp speed (about 6 miles an hour) and entered the fluorescently lit tunnel.

Now, for quite some time, a heron kept being spooked by the approach of our boat choosing to fly before us each time. To our dismay we frightened it right into the tunnel before us. Luckily there was a walkway so it could rest from flight when tired, which became more frequent towards the exit. To our joy with one last swoop it flew out and soared into the air never to be seen again.

Not long after this, as night closed in, we managed to find a place to tie up for the night at Lesdins village. The next morning we wandered out into the morning air in search of croissants and more importantly bread, which we had run out of. Tracy had threatened to bake a loaf but as her last effort resembled the world’s largest naan, this was the nuclear option. 

We came across three ladies power walking and accosted them with our best French, “Good morning, where is the bread shop, please, thank you”.  One lady pointed over her shoulder but was shouted down by the leader of the pack.  “Carrefour supermarket is down this road and to the left” she said pointing.  With that, the three of them changed direction and power walked us up the road.

At the end of the road they waved us off into the distance.  We walked and walked eventually coming across a postman wearing a MUFC shirt. Carrefour is 5km away he said. 

We gave up and walked back only to find a boulangerie 100ft away at the next lock as we were descending into it, committed we decided to carry on.  We imagined the three ladies at their WI meeting later that day saying “we came across some foreigners but we power walked them out of town”.

Onwards to Saint Quentin, the port de pleasance there didn’t look very appealing and as there didn’t appear to be any moorings anyway we topped up with water and set off again.  From the tunnel, the locks were all taking us downhill so my little mountain goat had the day off from ladder work and we both enjoyed the scenery and agreed to continue to 8.30pm.  Our plans were scuppered at 7pm by the l’eclusier at Tergnier who had closed the lock for the night.

Tergnier proved to be a good resting place as despite what a couple of the locals had said about the shops being 5km away, a short walk up the towpath brought us right into the town centre with its two supermarkets, launderette and yes even a smashing boulangerie. 

After a hearty croissant breakfast we set off again and after a short journey arrived at Chauny where we moored for free opposite the port de pleasance. 

Our mooring at Chauny
The port de pleasance opposite our boat at Chauny
View from the bridge of the moorings at Chauny


Moorings in Cambrai
Cost: €13.50
Facilities: Water is free but is only available at port entrance and controlled by the Havenmaster.  Electricity available but we didn’t connect so don’t know cost.
Location: City centre a 10 minute walk away with supermarket, launderette and all the other usual shops and bars and restaurants available.

Moorings in Vinchy
Cost: Free
Facilities: None.
Location: Very rural, we didn’t investigate but nearby shops looked unlikely.

Moorings in Lesdins
Cost: Free
Facilities: None.
Location: Rural. Carrefour supermarket 5km away and a boulangerie a 100ft from the lock.

Moorings in Chauny
Cost: Free, although there would be a charge in the port de pleasance if this option was taken.
Facilities: None at our moorings although the port de pleasance offered water, electricity, showers and laundrette.
Location: 5 minute walk into the centre of Chauny, a very pleasant, affluent town with lots of very nice shops, bars and restaurants.

History of the tunnels
The original design was to have one 13km tunnel, but the work on this tunnel was started but never completed.  Napoleon ordered the work finished and the design was changed for two tunnels, Riqueval (5670m) and Tronquoy (1098m).

Napoleon officially opened the tunnels in 1810. The plan was for Napoleon to ride through the tunnel on this horse. Unfortunately, his horse was spooked by bumping into a ladder left by a workman and thinking he was being assassinated, Napoleon galloped the length of the tunnel followed by his soldiers all unceremoniously jostling each other to reach the end. 

Ghost train


The alarm went off at 5am. I had a 5km cycle ride down a dark overgrown towpath through a wilderness countryside in an unfamiliar place. I set off with the batteries in my head torch fading into the slow approaching dawn.

Squinting into the darkness, I kept thinking at any moment a rabid fox was going to block my path and savage me like a werewolf on steroids.

Eventually, I arrived at Bochain train station, it was 6.15am. Apart from a ticket machine and a mounted TV monitor that played an annoying yet reassuring jingle every so often, I was alone. The station looked disused and neglected, although every so often the signals would ring at a crossing further up the track.

It was like the twilight zone, I half expected a ghost train stopping for me, “Is this the seven eleven to heaven? No it’s the six fifty two, hell bound for you!” Very spooky.

So you can imagine my relief when I heard a car pull up, but the person who got out must have been getting dropped off, only to be picked up by a work colleague as they never made it to the haunted platform. Then I heard another car, this time I walked around and asked the young man getting out if he could double check the board with me to make sure I was reading it right. 7.05am that’s the one you want he indicated before hopping on a coach that arrived and left in an instant, waving and smiling through the glass as he went on his way.

By 7.15am I was beginning to wonder what was going on, and approached yet an other chap being dropped off who informed me the trains hadn’t run for ages and would not be running for a long time due to a crash a couple weeks back. “Coaches have been provided to take us from here to Valenciennes” he said all French like.

So one coach, four trains, one tram and a bus later I’d picked up my parcel from Kortrijk. It was my iPhone which I had to send back to a friend, Gennine, in England to unlock.

Before we left the UK, we had tried to get the phone unlocked but O2 were less than helpful informing us that two days was not enough notice. They didn’t tell us that there were other options like doing it ourselves online. Big thanks O2 the moment we cancelled our contract we were no longer deemed a ‘gold customer’ and were dropped like a flea infested cushion at an allergy convention.

But all’s well that ends well and by 7pm that night I was drinking English tea with Tracy as Gennine had included English tea bags with my phone, how thoughtful is that?            

Sunday, 8 September 2013

Tournai and leg it


Leers Nord to Bassin Rond

107 km
12 locks
3 lift/swing bridges
25 hours



Entering Tournai was like entering a huge lock that snaked right through the centre of the city.

The moorings were exposed to the large ships, so you tended to sway as if at sea whenever one passed. Worse still was a small speed boat with five men toking on big cigars, the wake from this boat was horrendous and they passed by a few times even doing donuts on one occasion. Tracy pointed out that your brain felt like a floating island pudding, and indeed it did but one being poked with a stick.

Our moorings in Tournai

Ships passed by frequently


The main square in Tournai was picturesque (see photos) with displays of water that shot up from the paving at timed intervals, surrounded by café bars and the like. Unfortunately, the short journey from the boat to the square was far from appealing. We had to navigate past dog muck, puddles of urine, human sick, and litter, not to mention the smells. In all our years we have never seen anywhere as filthy.

Water feature in Tournai town square

Tournai town square


As we were waiting for a package from England, we were now planning our journey around train stations. The next destination was Peruwel, which would keep us from straying too far from Kortrijk. On arrival, the port de pleasance was full so noticing stumps just outside, we moored to them against a sloping wall.  To get on or off the boat you had to drop a plank then quickly run across grabbing the plank on the other side before it got swept away, such was the amount of movement.

Our sloping mooring in Peruwelz


It was early evening when we arrived and after tea decided to go for a drink at the bar in the port de pleasance, we had earlier met a really friendly Austrian couple (Peter and Margaret) and invited them join us. We were glad we did as they informed us that the Canal Pommeroeul-Condé was closed, consulting our map later that night we spotted the teeny-tiny red x noting this fact.

The next day, after an eight hour round trip, we were back at Peronnes junction and heading for Valenciennes.

One of two huge locks we ended up doing twice

Luckily, they had floating bollards to tie to - a fantastic invention


At lunchtime, Tracy noticed a place to moor not indicated on the map, tucked away from the initial wash of ships that passed. We were only going to stay for an hour but decided to stay for the night, this proved to be a good decision. The village was called Mortagne du Nord and was right on the borders of France and Belgium, the locals were friendly and helpful and after stocking up with supplies we spent the rest of the afternoon and evening getting sloshed on red wine and enjoying the warmth and the beautiful sunset over the canal.

Our beautiful tranquil mooring at Mortagne du Nord
Watching the sun go down

The next day we left for Valenciennes. We were on a main shipping lane so other than cement works, or scrap metal mounds, there wasn’t much to see. After what seemed like a long drag we moored up on a lock pontoon to have lunch.  After an amazing lunch of pates and cheese we bought back in Mortagne du Nord we were comtemplating carrying on our journey. Suddenly, a ship came out of the lock moving faster than a speedboat in a James Bond film forcing the staging violently into the air. At this point, there was a tug of war between the staging and the huge wake from the ship. The staging then crashed back down snapping our centre rope clean in two. I quickly jumped up and grabbed hold of the staging pin and held on for dear life.  There was a fibreglass boat moored in front of us and we were inches from smashing it to smithereens. 

Ten minutes after this picture was taken our centre rope was snapped in two

Tracy came running into the kitchen and we both were completely shaken up.  Quickly, we gathered everything together and were off once more with a now very short centre rope.

Reaching Valenciennes, there was no where for us to moor and we were forced to carry on down the canal eventually getting through the lock at Hordain as the sun was setting and with only just enough energy left to moor up with the big ships just outside the lock.

The next day we scouted the area and found the port de pleasance in Bassin Rond just a few hundred metres around the corner. It was lovely and peaceful and a perfect place to stop for a couple of days.

Bassin Rond

A floating caravan at Bassin Rond

Quacking


Moorings in Tournai
Cost: Free
Facilities: Electricity and water were available but we didn’t use either.  They were operated with a slot for 50 cents but we don’t know how much of either you got for your money.
Location: Ten minute walk to the town centre with all the usual shops and supermarkets available.

Moorings in Peruwelz
Cost: Free on sloping wall where we stayed but not sure about the port de pleasance
Facilities: Electricity and water were available for boaters at the port de pleasance not sure of cost.
Location: Supermarket five minute cycle ride away, bar serving food at the port to pleasance.

Moorings in Mortagne Nord
Cost: Free
Facilities: None.
Location: One supermarket ten minute walk away.

Moorings in Bassin Rond
Cost: Free
Facilities: None.
Location: Boulangier 15 minutes cycle ride away or 30 minutes to Bouchain where there was a supermarket and a good selection of other shops.